In retrospect looking up criminal offences associated with a 5 year term at work probably wasn't the best use of my time for the 20 minutes I thought I'd spend being romantic this morning (as you may or may not know I've been wed to Katrina Myers for 5 years today - sometimes feels like forever*).
I'd like her to know how ever-so grateful I am to her and apologise for the damaged nature of the goods she's ended up taking on.
I love you darling!
(Didn't say who was serving the prison term did I? Still, I'm aiming to make it a life sentence)
* forever in a good way!